The Official Fixer Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Fixers, REAL FIXERS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Katjaz and I can't stop thinking about Fixers. 
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Fixers are mammals.

2.    Fixers Burst ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Fixer is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

A Fixer's Perennium Beamer                     Cyborg Deathsquad Armor   

Cluster Bullets

Testimonial:

Fixers can kill anyone they want!  Fixers Burst off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Fixer who was eating at Brontoburger.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Fixer killed all of Newland.  My friend Stigman said that he saw a Fixer totally Root some kid just because the kid opened a mission door.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Fixers have REAL Ultimate Power you'd better get a life right now or they will Burst your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Fixers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my CAS.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Fixers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start Nanoprogramming next year.  I love Fixers with all of my body (including my Naughty Parts).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Fixers?

A: Fixers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Fixers are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Fixers are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Fixers can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do Fixers do when they're not Bursting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent Yalming around, but sometimes they run.  (Ask Stigman if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of what happens if you fight a Fixer.

This guy's a lot dumber than me and almost done with Reclaim, which is quite braggable.

Thanks to Default761 and Fixer Drugfreeboy for the modeling. Sorry for all the bullets.

Blutfrau & Katjaz

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